90 Funny Arabic Quotes That Will Make You LOL

Here, some Funny Arabic quotes, which Funny things are the key to a happy life, and it is contagious and transmitted from person to person, and this means that the benefits of laughter will reach many people.

The health benefits of funny things are many and varied, and this will motivate you to practice it more, and avoid all the sad things that affect badly on your life and health.

Funny things are a natural process and a reaction to something we see funny, whether it is an image, sound, speech, feeling, or even a memory, and many others.

Its incredible benefits:

1. Reducing the stress hormone.
2. Laughter is a pain reliever.
3. Promote a healthy immune system.
4. Regulating blood pressure.
5. Increased blood flow in the body.
6. Memory improvement and protection.
7. It is a simple form of exercise.
8. Helps receive cancer treatment.
9. It improves mood.
10. Increases creativity.

Although these things were not known since ancient times among our Arab ancestors, they wrote many funny Arabic quotes during different ages and periods of time,

some of which if you read them 100 times, you would laugh 100 times.

Some funny books

1. News of fools and fools
2. All roads lead to 60 shrewd
3. Juha Grand Anecdotes
4. You may be laughing
5. Another joke

Some books on satirical art:

1. Goodbye to casseroles
2. Soft traction
3. Stars in the high back
4. Uranium coffee
5. Sayee by heredity

Some funny Arabic quotes :

1. If you want to change the world; Do this before marriage. Because after marriage if you can change the TV channel; Then you are a hero.
2. The man has the last word and the woman after the last.
3. If someone says they are going to visit you to seek advice, hide your checks book.
4. Intelligence is like underwear: it is present with all people, but we must not disclose it.
5. The most difficult parting is parting the pillow in the morning.
6. Believe me, my friend. If you knew what was being said about you in your absence, you would only smile at animals.
7. A man’s tenderness exceeds that of a mother 8 times when trying to get to know a new female.
8. Ding, we baffled where to kiss you
9. If the value of men was measured by their beards, the cockroach would have been on the top.
10. Ten in-laws on the door of my house, nor a daughter-in-law reveals my secrets.
11. You don’t know the value of your father except when you see your mother’s nut.
12. A woman prefers to be beautiful rather than intelligent because she knows that a man sees with his eyes more than he thinks with his mind. (faster than light hhh).
13. Women are after the press, the best way to convey the news.
14. A woman’s weapon is her tongue, so how can you let it rust by not using it?
15. I have principles, but I don’t know where they are.
16. You have a face like a moon, but bad luck.
17. He who searches for a good, smart, and beautiful woman will look for three women.
18. Read a lot about the harms of smoking and thus decided to refrain from reading.
19. If the man fails with love, he wishes to live celibate throughout his life, and if the woman fails with love, hurry and marry the first man he received.
20. You should not trust a woman even after her death.
21. A woman talkative does not stop talking except in tears.
22. A woman can deceive ten demons in one hour.
23. There are types of men who cannot understand what is going on in a woman’s mind: children, youth, and the elderly.
24. The bus driver is the only man who forces the woman on the road that he will take.
25. My wife and you were happy for twenty years, and then we met.
26. An apology is what allows a man to say the last word in a discussion with his wife.
27. The girls of this country are like Indian girls, they go and worship bulls.
28. An apology is what allows a man to say the last word in a discussion with his wife.
29. Diplomacy is the art that allows you to convince ugly dog that they are beautiful while you pick up a stone.
30. Money does not buy happiness, but it buys all of her family, not only her.
31. 35.The bandits ask for your money or your life, but your wife asks for both.
32. Trying to understand a woman is like trying to read a newspaper in stormy weather.
33. The ray of death is a woman’s gaze of another woman wearing her same dress.
34. I will not believe you if you tell me about a talking dog, but I do believe you if I talk about a gel that barks.
35. The basic rule in dealing with women: No rule.
36. The smile of your mother-in-law is a beautiful bouquet of artificial flowers.
37. Do you have friends? Yes, I have a lot. See you alone, where are they now ?? When they come up with a new need, I’ll show them to you.
38. When a girl declares that you are poor, you will have a new sister.
39. 44- There are people and you are talking to them. Feel like they are having pills for not understanding!
40. The best age for mutual understanding between spouses is after the age of 80 years, She is neither listening nor able to speak.
41. Yes, I forgave you, because on the Day of Judgment the quarreling will meet and I do not want to see you.
42. They say that money does not buy happiness, But I prefer crying in a Ferrari!
43. If you ask a question to a politician, he answers you in a way that makes you incapable of understanding your question!
44. It is true that you sold me, But I will not sell you, I will give you to people and write to you for free.
45. Some people disagree with them Your secrets will turn into commercials!
46. I got along well with my luck, I know it is bad, and he knows that I am not dependent on it.
47. You may find me on the outside, indifferent to anything, but in reality, I am on the inside, too.
48. The most special thing about our society is that you can hear a story about yourself that you do not know.
49. Ignore those who hurt you, as males ignore men’s posts
50. Where are we now? At the bottom Well, at least we won’t fall again.
51. Some people have heads that only a barber can benefit from.
52. When I was young, I wished to live with animals in the woods when I grew up my wish came true, but without a forest
53. Stupidity is the only disease that does not tire the patient but exhausts everyone around him
54. He who has no opinion, whose head is like a door handle, can be turned by whoever he pleases.
55. Do not be proud that you have friends with the number of hair on your head, so often when you need them, you will discover that you are bald.
56. In the dictionary of married women there are no words of apology, do not waste your time and apologize
57. If you do not raise your pressure twice a day, she doesn’t like you enough.
58. Your excessive joy over a test question may make you forget the answer. Quickly write his answer, you idiot.
59. Give your secret only to your grandmother, because her hearing is weak and you forget quickly
60. A friend is of two types: the type who knows your misfortunes and the one who has them with you.
61. The fastest way to publish any topic, women, the phone, the Internet, and if you are in a hurry to publish, tell the woman that the topic is top secret.
62. When would you congratulate someone if they made a mistake? When getting married.
63. Behind every great man is a woman who says to him you are not great.
64. Honesty is a continent yet to be discovered.
65. The wiles of women prevailed over the wiles of trolls.
66. Oh, marry the monkey for his money, finally, money will leave and stay the monkey to himself.
67. Who is inside between the onion and its peel, nothing will get for you except its smell.
68. If you are a prince, and I am a prince, who sells donkeys?
69. One of them asked a woman: Why did God create women beautiful and stupid? She replied: Her character is beautiful for men to love her , and stupid to love them.
70. He who has a quiet home does not have a wife
71. Women’s promises are written on the water pages.
72. The thing that gives me patience the most in my family’s home is that food is free.
73. A man who does not have a big stomach is not worth a franc.
74. Women as rulers rarely find sincere friends
75. If Satan fails to leak to a place where he dispatches a woman.
76. 83.If my friend were a child, I would marry her.
77. Best friend is an information desk, a psychological center, and, of course, an alcoholic beverage factory.
78. A true friend is not the one who will lend you a hand if you fall, but the one who will fall by your side and laugh like crazy.
79. I don’t want to preregister in Hell or Heaven: I have friends there and there
80. Meetings with a friend often lead to the cancellation of all other events of the current day due to too much talk.
81. My girlfriend does not bark or bite, a temporary illness that takes all her strength.
82. A person said to Al-Mutanabbi, I saw you from afar and thought you were a woman. Al-Mutanabi replied: When I saw you, I thought you were a man.
83. Juha was riding a donkey and 9 other donkeys. He went down to drink water from the well and counted the donkeys, and he found them 10 donkeys Then he said I will walk and win a donkey is better than riding and losing a donkey.

Finally, it is just some funny Arabic quotes, which are the result of passing accidents that the owner of each of them went through and wrote down so that everyone who reads them and laughs a little can have fun with them, that is, she wrote for comedy, meaning you should never follow them as rules in your daily life.

All thanks to them for all the funny Arabic quotes and the joy they published in the faces of the readers.

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